M.P. - Silly Olimpiad

The 27th Silly Olympiad, an event held traditionally every 3.7 years, which this year has brought together competitors from over 4 million different countries: 100 yards for people with no sense of direction -1500 meters for the deaf -200 meters freestyle for non-swimmers -Marathon for incontinents -High jump -3000 meter steeplechase for people who think they're chickens